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May 17, 2010

Random Rant: Slim T's

So as I was chillin' with my homie Von the other night, watchin' TV at like 2 AM, an infomercial comes on that wakes me up out of my half-asleep stupor.
It's a commercial for THIS product...


Now look here, grown-ass men of America...
We got broads out here pulling straight-up shenanigans with the Booty-Pop! butt pad joints.
But men...I know us, as a gender, aren't stooping THIS low. We can't be.
You're a grown ass man, dude...
grow some balls and work out!
What in the name of deceptacons makes you think it's ok to pull this shit?
So shawty ain't gonna notice that jelly roll when it pops out and hits her in the forehead when you finally get her back to the crib?
Nigga, drop a quarter and try to pick it up with that shirt on...
Let's see if you have the breath to get back up.
The point is...men...we're men. We don't create the illusions and live the lies.
We leave that to the women with their make-up, butt pads, random mood swings, etc.
We either stay fat and sloppy or go and work out.
If I see you with this bullshit on, I'm clowning your life and everything you stand for.






...that is all.

2 comments:

TiKi said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I DON KER IMA GET ME ONE DEM THANGS AND BE LOOKING DUMMY YUMMY HAHA AND WHAT WHO KER IF ONCE IT COME OFF ERYTHING COME OUT ONE THE CLOTHES IS GONE WE ALL BLACK IN THE DARK YOU FEEL ME HAHA PLUS I GOT A MAN SO I AINT EVEN MAD OR FOOLING NOONE THAT MATTERS